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WATCH: Is this the world's worst shoplifter?

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This man was captured on video shoving an unusual item down his pants in a horrible attempt at shoplifting. This man was captured on video shoving an unusual item down his pants in a horrible attempt at shoplifting.
KHQ.com - I'm not condoning shoplifting in any way. DON'T DO IT! You shouldn't steal things. It's illegal. You can get arrested. It hurts businesses. DO NOT SHOPLIFT! 

Having said that, if you are going to be stupid enough to shoplift, perhaps ask yourself this very important question: "How well can I conceal this item?" I think most of us can use common sense and quickly determine the answer to that question when contemplating a heist. One man in Florida however did not ask himself this question, or if he did, he came up with the wrong answer. 

Surveillance video shows a 28-year-old man walk into a mom and pop shop, grab a chainsaw, and attempt to steal it by jamming it down his pants! This was a bad idea on so many levels. 

The amateur Danny Ocean then quickly left the store and attempted a getaway... on his stolen bike! 

As you can imagine, a getaway on a bicycle with a chainsaw stuffed down your trousers doesn't work very well, and he was quickly tracked down by a store employee. 

He went straight to jail. He did not pass go. He did not collect $200. He was charged with Grand Theft and did not get to chop down any trees. 

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