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"Who Needs Drugs. No, Seriously, I have drugs." John Balmer's shirt spoke volumes as he was getting arrested in a Florida Kmart recently. He was found to be in possession of meth. "Who Needs Drugs. No, Seriously, I have drugs." John Balmer's shirt spoke volumes as he was getting arrested in a Florida Kmart recently. He was found to be in possession of meth.
HUDSON, Fla. - Shirts with slogans on them are not to be trusted. 

If someone is wearing a shirt that says "F.B.I." with "Female Body Inspector" in parentheses, you can bet that person is neither an F.B.I. Agent, nor a female body inspector. At least not professionally. Don't be fooled. I know I never will again.

However, sometimes there is truth in advertising. 

Take the case of 50-year-old John Balmer.

Balmer was recently arrested at a Kmart in Florida wearing a "Who Needs Drugs. No seriously, I have drugs" shirt. Turns out, he wasn't lying. It wasn't clear how deputies from the Pasco County Sheriff's Office came into contact with Balmer, but when they did, they found him to be in possession of methamphetamine. He was arrested and charged with possession. 

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