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Hot Clicks: Hire this man as "living elf on shelf" for $100/hr.

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A Craigslist ad posted by a man in Massachusetts offering to pose as a real-life Elf on the Shelf has gone viral. The ad shows a full grown man, suited up in a full elf costume, sitting on a large mantel above a fireplace (You may want to check the weight limit of your mantel before hiring this guy).

The man says he specializes in holiday themed events and for just $100/hour, he will some and sit in any location while he "stares emptily at your guests for the duration of the event."

He then adds on a side note that he can also be hired as a private investigator, or even a babysitter (you may want to get a background check for that one).

What  do you think? Fun or a little too creepy for comfort?

Here is the full ad: 

"For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.

I specialize in holiday themed events, either yours or an un-expecting friend's, but I also offer contracted private investigation and babysitting services. Please inquire about these rates, as they are negotiable based on the task at hand.

My services have been in high demand this season, so I now require at least 48 hours notice in advance of any bookings and appreciate your understanding.

Thank you, and happy holidays!"

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